Freddy the top hat wearing chicken has his legs broken after failing to pay off his gambling debts

The word "GRAPE" scribbled in red, underlined in green, also the letter "G" is obscured

As a joke, a man put Frosty's top hat on his penis. It came to life and took control his body. Drunk on power, it went on a shooting spree.

The 1939 Invasion of Poland allegorically envisioned by two flag themed hacky sacks in a date rape scenario.

Hamlet's famous soliloquy as performed by Spongebob Squarepants

Corn-speckled fecal matter or A festively decorated Christmas tree (your choice)

A tiny CAT brand backhoe sitting on a tree branch. Who put it there? Presumably a tiny construction worker.

Mrs Chicken, furious at her husband for forgetting to TIVO her favorite show, decides to go out and solicit sex at a nearby barn.

A lone marathon turtle traverses a barren, colorless landscape. The ghost of Fibonacci haunts him, driving him into a homicidal rage.

One of those weird patterns that if you stare at long enough a 3d image pops up. You know, they were popular in the 90s.

Kermit confused and angered upon receiving news that Ms Piggy died giving birth to their freakish pig frog baby.

Charlie the concerned crocodile asking his trademark question.