A dead man with cement shoes who is underwater is receiving a blow job from a fish and the sun is watching while wearing scuba-diving gear.

New Chain

Grandma's gonna sue the pants of Santa!

Private Group

Jon Arbuckle is wearing a dress, he also got some big 'ol titties.

A peace treaty between 2 orange midgets are peeing into each other's mouths with a naked soldier, a naked swordsman and the sun is appalled.

Garlic inside a Coca-Cola (The bottle is the classic one and it's glass). Also, there is garlic outside the bottle as well.

Temple

Wizard tells a cat to stop crying

A man in a top hat has slapped another man with a lighting bolt on the cheek who is wearing a hat with the flag of Finland except brown

*Urp* *Buuuuurp* There's NO GOD MORTY! THERE'S NOTHING! wubalubadubdub! I'm gonna divorce your parents and turn myself into a PICCCCCKLE!

Doodle or Die

Think hard, get those gears really grinding!

A blonde woman in a pink dress and red shoes is vomiting a rainbow into her golden toilet inside her golden bathroom.

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