Dad catches son wearing a girls wig masturbating to his mums facebook profile.

Obi Wun Cun XXX parody

Tooth fairy can go get f'''ked she aint getting me... I have the force.

C418 owns at Midi

I can't believe its not butter. Which is odd, because its cheese.

SEXY SEXY

Screw you guys ET's going home.

woman spitting out seamen

Doodle or Die

Wet Dreams of a Master Criminal

I think you mum is stalking me.

Bush loses his passport and cant get back into america so he becomes Mexican

Man throws up after eating basket of black yarn

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