A dorky piece of jelly-covered toast is told to GTFO by his crush, who evidently is a fairly hot-lookin' lollypop.
The creeper loves you. It's going to explode anyway, but it still loves you!
John - wearing Dave's glasses, for some reason - screams at a smuppet attack.
A quick and dirty description of the layers of the earth, from crust to mantle to inner and outer core. The raspberry filling is absent.
A tribute to Stone Cold Steve Austin, who - along with Mick Foley - was just about the only good thing to come out of 90s wrestling.
Spike and Drusilla eating cheese.
Shrek demands that you get off his hand. Evidently, you are sitting on it. It is a bit hard to tell, as we can only see his face.
Booker T talking smack to Hulk Hogan. Or, as I prefer to call it, 'Something that hasn't been relevant since the late 90s at best'. Serious.
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Death comes again, glaring and menacing, and... really, he's just a bit thirsty. Got any Jarritos?
The Honking. The horrible, horrible honking. You are next. You cannot run. Nowhere to run. You are next. He is coming, Karkat. Honk. Honk.
The words 'van, go!' above a white panel van at a green light. Presumably either a traffic jam joke or a reference to Vincent Van Gogh.