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Three mountains THAT ARE TOTALLY FUCKING ALIVE WITH EYES AND SHIT in front of an ocean.

Constipation can be avoided fairly easily.

A dude in... bee armor? Eating a cookie. Looks pretty good. The cookie. The drawing's AWFUL. GOD. Nah, drawing's good too.

Leopard tits.

So um.... Ok, how about Ironman doing something neato?

Baman and Piderman with their junk out. Oh dear.

Pacman looking up at his player and shouting, "You sure are gay!"

A bumblebee-knight is about to activate his death-device. Sure, that's what it is.

Gatta go fayst.

Human centipede. 'Cept they've only got one arm and one leg. And it's more like ass-to-cheek than ass-to-mouth.

Some guy with like fifty god damn chins crying bitch-tears against a black background.