It's obviously a penis.

Donut dons face mask

Twinkie with human face grows legs and runs away, has index card stuck in neck

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog while spewing nonsense.

LGBT Super PAC

Flight of the Conchords rap

Slitheen member after appendectomy

Woman loses body but finds giant tube of lipstick

Jon of Garfield about to commit suicide, Garfield bloated from eating too much lasagna

Censored Mormon

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Patroclus and Achilles cuddling