DjEphixa's penguin but without the AK

SLENDERMAN WITH EYES THIS IS NOT COOL I SAY YOU CANT DO THIS

A UNISON OF CORN WALKING INTO A WALMART ASKING FOR EGGS.

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit.

THIS CAT IS FAT. ITS LIKE A FUCKING PAPER WEIGHT

THIS IS A PILE OF SHIT WITH EYES AND A CANDLE ON IT

NO! THAT IS MY TORTILLA. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

what dafuq is this heart doing in front of me. This is pointless. I hate life. I hate everything.

A rubber ducking floating in the ocean