In an attempt to regain public favour, the Catholic Church selects Michele Bachman as the next Pope.

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A headless face is incapable of discerning the true meaning.

Harry Potter, nude once again, begs to be free of his sex slave contract with a Dementor.

A pup discovers he's the offspring of more than 9 mothers.

A two-story-tall, scrawny, individual leaps from a tall building, bidding the world farewell; however, the trampoline below foils his plan.

Two rotund individuals sitting on a golf course, while a giant yellow tick flies above.

Doodle or Die

"I see you shiver with antici- . . . . . . . . pation!"

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Jorge's V-shaped forehead tattoo looks like angry eyebrows?

Bitchtits rouves you! ^_Q

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A hairless hobbit ponders while puffing his favourite pipe.

Classy Mr Bowlingball, with his wife Mrs Bowlingball-Egg, pose for this charming family portrait with their two young children.

Classy Orange bug asks forgiveness.

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