A mad scientist.

An exceedingly bad video game.

My life.

An alien is locked in the attic.

Spiderman kidnaps two crying, effeminate young boys.

A naked man praises God while flat on his back in a mud puddle.

A headless platypus.

Generic anime.

A rabbit is disgusted at the furry fandom.

A laptop vomits and defecates at the same time.

An inhumanly strong man holding a gigantic camera while relaxing in his favorite chair.

A portly chicken.