A long hot dog fly that has been toasted to a perfect golden brown.

A thanksgiving turkey shits himself

A cat with a mustache looks into the camera of a news reporter it killed under the command of its massive mind controlling green brain slug

A blonde negro poses in the mirror

A man with pepperoni pizza instead of a face

Long haired person does not know why he loves it up the butt so much

A worm whispers to jake the dog in a foreign language. Presumably about an imminent night of homoerotic antics

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Illegal immigrants doing the stanky leg

Doodle or Die

Japanese women that weaboos jerk off to

Hitler does not want to be seen sitting on a mushroom and asks you to look away

A pissed of cat is upset about a ninja star embedded in his eye

A man goes to the red cross for help with his unstoppable torrent of piss whilst wondering where the sun is.

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