Heart attack

Leonardo da Vinci decorates the local childrens playground with a mural.

Cheap asian knock-off of Half-Life: Episode 3.

A dummy is angry that he is not allowed in the "No Dummies" section.

A fat, white loser politely declines your offer of sex, probably because he has a WoW raid he needs to attend.

An elderly man fixes a younger man's plumbing. The younger man checks out the plumbers ass.

Somebody, somewhere, fucked up this chain.

Put away your smelly, diseased snake.

Evil Lenin desperately needs the deed to your ranch.

Arise! Workers from your slumber! Arise! You prisoners of want! For reason in revolt now thunders, and at last ends the age of cant!

I saw you take that shit, now put it back.

THESE DRUGS ARE DY-NO-MITE