Sperm whale emerging from a cloud of urine. He emits a beam of sperm and a pile of blue poo.

A coat crowned with a coat-sized NY yankees ball cap. Pun intended. Balls.. get it?

Pink blobs emanating from with an inorganic brown mush of ultimate hatred.

It's three o'clock. I don't do two.

Doodle or Die

The Reaper visits a child in bed. The child looks terrified, but he keeps his hands above the covers, not to masturbate in panic.

An infernal vision of blue, light blue, and green, and light green spirals.

The last supper, only Jesus has used his magic to turn into a pile of poop out of spite for his tyrannical father. †

A brown man that hates God.

A girl smoking a fat joint exclaiming "Yum!". And also, she hates God.

Resting his head in his hands, he ponders the questions of the heart. And also, he hates God.

One man in a tornado, the other fucks off to kill his children (prob.)

New Chain

A tasteful nude is being taken over by her ravenous flower

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