Falconry is sooo 1992. Stupid falcons!

This duck had to kill people to open his own lemonade stand but it was WORTH IT

A dick just found a quarter and it's his best day ever!

Chupacabra for president

Crayon's first acid trip. Snakes?

Turtle with behavioral problems

Deadmau5 vs Baby Kraken

Emo, noun, a very emotional EMU. Onset occurs after the emu realizes it is not actually as ostrich and therefore will never be as cool.

King Elephant, king of the elephants. ALL OF THEM

Chilies make me so sad! They're so hot and I can never have themmmm!

Yellow one eyed puddle that may have once been a cowboy

Yellow dog ghost with one eye