Moments before the spoon got "forked over"

Cullen's friend with cerebral palsy loudly greets Cullen. Cullen waves back and tries not to laugh at his friend's awkward gesturing.

"Drawing things is too hard, I think I'll whine about it instead."

A person playing a game where the object is to draw things elects to scribble incoherently instead of drawing something. What an asshole!

Preparing for battle, the toad enters a combat pose.

I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog!

"Dude, I bet I could teach one of those things how to murder other animals."

Nudist offers free hugs; syphilis.

It's some kind of big puffy monster, and he loves you this much.

Because I said so. Now quit your whining before I turn this car around and then nobody gets to go to Disney World.

What are you doing, dogs? You can't drive a boat; you're animals. Dogs have no business being on a boat.

Aliens love cock