A Cat, a Dog and an Alligator- All high.

Dora the Explorer's retarded cousin having an Acid trip.

Spark Elemental. 3/1 Trample. 1 Red Mana. Bury it at the end its controller's turn. "Stop using this card. It's op. -The Management"

sonic goign fsat

So a black guy walks into a bar. Oh- Sorry. I meant the welfare office... ... Is this mic on? I said- welfare office. Sheesh, tough crowd.

Fisting French Fags

What if Zelda was a girl?

A businessman talking to a magic fish. The fish remembers him, and the man is afraid.

The plane is going down, sir. There is no saving it. We changed course to an abandoned building far west. We're sorry, sir. It was an honor.

Gay Sherlock Holmes is Baffled.

HeY tHeRe---f---f--- FaCe HeRe... ...WaNnA pLaY?...!

Mind = Exploded. Either that or his head has a weird flower on it.