Jesus take the wheel.
Squishing a chocolate filled donut.
Purple Pedo-bear
A child hoping to make a funny joke but ultimately failing. His life, forever changed, is now wasted. He jumps into a bottomless pit.
Too much ketchup.
It's a necklace made of flowers.
A storm brews on bullshit mountain.
The death of the British Broadcasting Company
Admiral Akbar wearing gold chains.
The dreams of a thirteen year old.
Soup that doesn't like minorities.
Unhappy about butterfly cereal.