Not cakes allowed beyond this point.

Pacman time travels!

Dirk and Dave Strider's penises

A WWHALE! BITCHES LOVVE WWHALES!!

Catch all the stars? Okay then. Yeah, let's go with that.

A lizard licking pink slime.

Oh no! Someone dropped their expensive gold watch!

Feeding time for baby.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Someone's mother on a hovercraft.

No SDVE apparently.

All Jeff (aged 6) wants from Santa is a brown hankey.

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