Well, I suppose boobs are always a good idea...

The attempt at breading a narwhal with a walrus resulted in an Emo mammal that just kinda sadly floated around.

Just one day I would like to make it to work without a giant jellyfish attack my car. Is that too much to ask?

The apple leads the beans to the promised land. The prophecy is fulfilled

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It's lonely when you are the king of whales.

He's so over it his shirt portrays him so over it.

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I forgot something this morning, what was it? Oh, my epidermis layer! That's the second time this week!

Elvis horse in disguise. His alias is Paul

This dog will tell you it was because her father never payed enough attention if you get enough coke in her.

Noooo bob, why you die and why did you draw this better then the next picture in the chaaaaaaaaaain!????

Doodle or Die

Okay.. Romeo has been eviscerated and beheaded on a stump while a pink sweater wearing Juliet gets whisked a way on a tornado

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