A living knife with eyes and a mouth says, "BUY CANDY U FAGGET" to an entirely solid backwards letter P.

The parents of a boy and a girl scrawled the word "Minders" on the wall, in hopes of cutting costs for hiring babysitters.

johnny, aged 8, attempts to recreate the "all-seeing eye" with the text "xfiles theme intensifies." below it

A black buttplug calls to another and pleads, "Be with me!" The other buttplug replies, "I can't Gerald" they are separated by 5 red lines

a framed photo of a pear flying in the sky. it has escaped the clutches of the sinister rick ross.

Gay scotsman

A Bob Dole's Banana.

a bear skiing

the contents of a bee's venom sac is replaced with shit.

Ronald Mcdonald hugging Grimace very aggressively.

Man playing the bagpipes with his rear end

A dog watching a man playing the bagpipes with his butt