A man hides a gun in his groin region. It is ineffective. His bird sidekick notices, and boy does he find it awkward.

Brian is distraught because of his bad hair day. His boyfriend laughs at how astoundingly unkempt he looks.

AH! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!...my immortal enemy

Guy has a stronger right hand because he pleasures himself to English with it, but not math with it. That's the other hand. :(

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ONE OF THOSE GOD DAMNED DUNMER

DEM MORMONS, BRO

This monkey is not having it. Seriously. GTFO, breh.

THANKS, OBAMA!

Why are you so effing sad?? :(

Siamese twin furballs. One of them is king. The other is an ethnic minority. (And I just have to say this is really really cute. Come on.)

Avant-garde cupcake.

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Brian has erectile dysfunction, and all of his friends know. He is not happy! :(

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