Gift-wrapped haircut. The more-complicated alternative to a salon gift card.

Timmy learns that he's terminal. It's his birthday.

Whattafak?

Puritans discover the "Jersey Shore" lifestyle...

Bipolar Pikachu

Shiggys that diggy doo.

Iron Man is guilty of domestic abuse.

Unicorn glory hole in the fifth dimension.

A dolphin, sexing a dragon on the deck of the SS Ronald Reagan.