Draw a picture of Sheldon from The Bug Bang Theory saying "Zimbabwe" xD

ALIEN ANAL FISTING - "Fun for the whole family!"

LOOK UP

He is blue daba-dee daba-dye

A minion of Ronald McDonald commits pidgeon genocide phase one

Gabe Newell summons his Persona (Google "summoning your Persona" if you don't understand"

Open heart surgery

Bear Grylls has had enough of piss and throws a plate of it in the toilet

The cover of popular interracial gay pornography DVD "Poor Little White Guy"

Ant princess is apathetic towards a ghost

A japanese Jesus answers the phone

An exceedingly happy Jewish merchant rubs his hands together just as he is about to sneeze, leaving his face with a quirky grin