"I shall call it Stinky Pile of Poo!" --Earl of Sandwich

A necrophiliac dies after jacking off over his dead friend too many times.

The son of Annoying Orange and Harry Potter is undoubtedly a lemon, who in it's old age has gone senile and thinks he is Lord Voldemort

Just a small-town girl living in a lonely world.

The Deathstar being destroyed by T-101 riding Nyan Cat

A duck walking up to a lemonade stand, asking the man behind the stand if he has any grapes.

Vegetarians fucking suck, throwing this poor defenseless hamburger to the ground!