Official internet argument certificate [print out and keep!]

EEEEVA?

Heartful Friend Box

A man is embarrassed and angry at himself for his relatively ordinary hair

Do Underwater Caterpillars Dream Of Recurring Letters

THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS SEMEN. WAIT UNTIL PLANKTON GETS A LOAD OF THIS

Captain N offers chill fedora dude M&Ms

Horse vomits up pee

Slenderman wants YOU To join the US armed forces

The only white man at the suicide pact

Roses? Well, they're a lot like sins.

Someone decides it'd be bloody clever to display their ignorance