An angry witch looking at a window where 2 kids are trying to escape their certain death.

the answer to life the universe and everything on a computer screen added to three equals nothing, yet.

Bacon is fried in a pan by an afroamerican citizen on an old fashioned hearth but he manages to get the bacon crispy and tasty. good work.

A crying gray man is telepatically throwing an arrow at the gray sun, probably because the sun is not shining anymore.

Today someone wrote in a diary that he wrote in a diray taht eh wrtoe ni a idray htat eh owrte in a riday.

Are we human? Or are we dancers? Yes Brains!

A ghost squirting a water fountain out of his occiput whilst wearing sunglasses and L'Oreal cream (double extra gray).

An overweight pop singer who is really bad and should feel bad.

A fair lady suffering from jaundice now also suffers from blue derp nipples. Poor girl.

A desperate magnet tries to attract a chick, but fails miserably. The chick is not impressed.

A fresh and shiny apple. Also: Bayund. ..

An aligator accusing an aligator-prostitude of beeing a whore whilst pointing at her. The crocostitute is wearing coconuts as a bra.

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