Pearl and Amethyst arguing.

Rupphire flirting.

Opal makes fun of ol' human Greg.

YOUR GEMSONA

Rose punches Greg in the face because she's gay.

Sardonyx holding a Robonoid hostage.

A four-legged rectangle denies it.

Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me?... Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.

You've befriended a jalapeno.

The assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

Donald Duck with an unpleasant surprise attached to his elbow.

Carrot Top divorces Reddit because Reddit cheated on him with Pikachu.