It's a fucking shoe.

A black man rides a black rock with two penises protruding from it into a pyramid.

A green house with arms and legs and a head.

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Jesus getting a shagglewhopper from his fribby woddlemates, chippfarry.

New Chain

Elephants fighting the cold war with plastic guns that shoot orange bubble gum. The Russians are in shock; the Tsar begs for a straw.

Doodle or Die

A slightly deranged looking black woman discourages you from altering your paper, but betraying you by giving it a low grade. Bitch.

A melted brown nose expresses great surprise.

A dismembered Spanish ear lies in a hospital bed, appearing to be stable. He is very confused and needs someone to comfort him.

A black sea creature of some sort is lying dead in a pool of his own blood. He appears to have been slain by a grey cocoon wielding a sword.

A brown snake that looks like a dead goat

A yellow hand with a black fingernail next to a key.

A macaroni on a black curtain that's falling off a window.

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