Candycane king.

Emo kid rebels against the system by refusing to brush his teeth. That'll show 'em.

A flying turd

You didn't even try

Balloon weasle.

Afraid of the dark? you better watch out for this murderous guy!

Saxophone plays an iguana.

What the hell does that mean? Yellow stick-dude lives upside down in a hole on the earth. Seems legit

Fandom rainbow~

SPAGHETTI.

STOP MAKING HIM GOOGLE WHAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!!1!11

THIS BULL AIN'T TAKIN' NO BULL.