Sniper logs the daily grind on his typewriter.

Rick! What a splendid eyebrow you have. Happy eyebrow day, gorgeous.

That grey jellybean requests you don't boil him. Why would you even boil a jellybean in the first place?

GLaDOS. Denying your defective ass' affections since 999999.

Use Colgate. For reasons.

Look are you the kind of person to deny an adventure with Rick? No. You're not. Nobody is.

Ryuki-Chinto's Rick wrote me a letter? Man alive, you shouldn't have U///U

That poor piece of technology floatin' in space is not a happy camper.

Space core is clearly the best in space.

Humanized Rick, why are you in a strapless?

Shirtless RED Spy relaxing at the beach

Sexy chessing room? Go for it.