Stop the mangling of baby penguins!

Alien Archeologists discover the last remnant of humankind: A cardboard box of Daddy's 'special' videos

A large bald man has difficulty understanding the drawing controls on Doodle or Die. He asks for help.

Einstein was Dumbledore in disguise all along!

An overweight blonde peddles her sausages so she can feed her children. Although sensibly they could just eat sausages and stop being picky.

The child of the Air Conditioner from The Brave Little Toaster and one of the books in The Pagemaster. Menacing.

$20 Anonymous Hugs

A hideous, overweight man has spilled food down his front, but his stubby arms can't reach his belly and it's beginning to rot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put J and S together. Wait, what?

Customers have mixed feelings about Poop Palace, the world's leading communal toilet venue.

Doves roosting on the dead. There's probably some symbolism here to do with war and peace but it's mostly just inconsiderate birds.

The Wise Old Sailor in the Sun does nothing to prevent a terrible shipwreck.