Yes Man, starring Jim Carrey

Wesley Snipes

Oh god Piccolo's coming for me, he's like right at the door

A woman can't get her bra on because her breasts are too big

Princess Zelda gets breast implants to impress Link

A box of cats falling down a stairwell

The windmill king has returned to Holland to spread his newfound homosexuality

The woman is sad because she has lopsided boobs

Using Gmail to store your porn? Sounds inefficient

Tom Cruise is yawning

Kirby loves Sonic

An action movie titled "Y2K: 2000". It probably has a badass tagline like "Time to ring in the new, and last, millenium"