Fine, don't draw what was given to you. There is a skip button y'know. Unless the person told you to write 'No'; in which case nice doodle.

Justin Bieber is dead, rejoice!

Waiter, there is a phallus in my vinegar bottle!

A living turd makes his way into a trash can, for night has fallen and the stars are in the sky; it is dangerous for a turd to be out late.

A lunchbox using his laser vision to disintegrate the pickle that the broccoli is using for cover.

THEY'RE NOT MERMAIDS, THEY'RE DUGONGS!

Doodle or Die

Zelda is pretty pissed off.

Difficulty select, but the easiest is blocked out for being a filthy casual.

A woman with reasonable breasts asks "Why?"

An Asian complains to another Asian that he's not spelling correctly.

New Chain

Morpheus is tired of Neo's shit.

Hitler's shit takes after it's creator.

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