Imagine being so fat you had to use portals to see your crotch

Going to the same well for litteraly 5 years

Metroid has been struck by a javelin

A mother confuses overprotectiveness for genuine compassion and parenting, and unknowlingly enables her childs spiral into depression

Doodle or Die

An man peeks out from behind a bush, at a lady with large butts and stuff. He seems upset with her.

A surprised man

A box of censored tits or buts - its hard to see which, what with the censoring.

New Chain

A wizard tries to conjure a dickshaped flower with tits for balls

Doodle or Die

A knight with a halo walks away from a burning face. The knight is smiling happily, but also has anime sweats.

Presenting a bodypillow pictured with a man with long, pink, curly hair, and two sort of weird balls hanging from his chin.

A spectacled man discussing technology with a tree.

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