An enthralling text-based game about how to read.

Missile Bill is about to crash into a barrel of oil!

A burnt cheese toastie :(

Three pink, upside down Ts amongst a bunch of pink scribbles.

The disembodied head of a creepy-eyed smiling boy floats in a red heart above a field on a sunny day.

Snail-shell-eared pirate for president!

HAMMERING THE BUTTER OUT OF THIS POTATO

a ninja shoots cherryade and orangeade out of his hands

What a faaaaaaabulous little fish!

Some anime chick wants to piss in a urinal

~o~h~ ~g~o~d~ ~w~h~y~ ~a~m~ ~i~ ~s~o~ ~j~i~g~g~l~y~ ~p~l~e~a~s~e~ ~h~e~l~p~ ~m~e~

This person is clearly neither an artist nor a writer.