A muscular sheep is trying to strangle the farmer with his dog's tail.

Man sees his reflection in the mirror and discovers that his hair is green. He screams in terror

This bear would certainly enjoy some borsht

FUCK YEAH OBAMAH

SHHH YOU FUCKER THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP

Nietzche trips on weed

a green bear eats some nice-ass chicken legs

A dog gets beaten by a little kitten but tries to be stoic and philosophical about it.

I just want to see the world burn

fucking awesome pink tits say something unimportant, probably deals with skiing

black girl with red hair

Weird orange man with a shirt that has a sword on it says he's better than superman and that he's only vulnerable to a 'LE' car shooting him