An geese. AN GEESE. ARE YOU FUCKING FINDING KIDDING ME?!?!? AN? AN?!?! AN!!! HGJFVYD FUUUUUUUU!!!

Thomas the train is a BADASS.

Beiber finally hits puberty at age 21 and makes a beer for a celebration.

A man cries because an elephant pulled out his intestines and gave it to a cookie.

They found out the birth control pills were empty and now three lesbian girls are all pregnant because they are shemales. OH GOD, WHY?!?!

A watermelon loses his arm to the wrath of the base prophets and the arm comes back for revenge, slicing the watermelon in half.

A gumball gets bullied for being fat by a skinny black stick.

NO! NOT THE BEES! AGAHJGA!!

A BEANIE BABY POTATO

Thumb my ass with my hat on.

HA! GAYYYYY!

All I can read is Twilight. make some beastiality scene or something.