Love issues with questionable ending

Witch girl trying to make broom made of a can opener and orange jelly jar with arms come to her using "up! Up! Uuup!!" Like in harry potter

An emotionally unstable Italian dude being stabbed with a key

Guilty golden retriever

Fat Santa being kicked by multitasking cat with octopus feet

A fire king getting yelled at

A happy mermaid trying to hug the happy ocean with a flower

Gangster dude is frightened of the fan girls touching him inapropriately

A talking poster of a ripped dude

A frowning goldfish cracker that doesn't smile back :(((

A tall white man shoots the red sun while a huge while stick comes from his legs with a tiny grey guy ontop and a green man cries and smiles

A well drawn red headed lady who is in a good mood saying something I can't make out...