A ®obot with a television for a head articulates his fleshy penis towards an audience, and proceeds to masturbate in front of them all.

Man grows carrots in a pot. Honestly, theres not much one can do with this. Good luck.

BAM! The door is kicked open by an earth golem. In a gravely voice it repeats "My Children!", scooping kids up and smashing them into paste.

Stereotypical asian man talking like a dracula.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

Pinkie Pie glares at the audience. She sees all, hears all, is all.

A pink tornado with eyes and grappling claws strikes at rural Kansas.Who can stop it? What happens next episode? Are we to die in our sleep?

A burning man attempts to punch out a giant worm with the face of a cat and mandibles. The man must have bathed in asbestos during childhood

The nothingness of life, the emptyness of the void; the entropic heatdeath of the universe.

"Don't know how I feel about this fanfiction," quoth Jesus as he browsed the forums.

Sloth of the blood god

A horned orange with the face of a demon pour unknown SUBSTANCE Y onto a division equation. The horned orange laughs menacingly.