The miracle of nature

He expected sexual pleasure, what he got instead was fantasy adventure

Man wistfully urinates as he stares into an aquarium full of goldfish. No sun is around to be seen

Amusing Pearl Christmas ornament, presumably fashioned by Amethyst or Steven as a joke

Following her un-corruption, Jasper dedicates her time to wholesome pursuits and eventually becomes a highly successful ballerina

A woman laughs maniacally. Her room is furnished with only a chair,a painting, and a bucket of vegetables. She is losing her grip on reality

Garnet decides that sharing is NOT caring

Rose Quartz speaks to her new elf friend. In the corner, Pearl's nose can be seen sticking jealously into the frame

Pearl runs off with a briefcase full of secret Cartoon Network documents detailing a massive Teen Titans Go conspiracy

The racist pink reindeer thing that I keep hearing about

Steven fuses with various other Cartoon Network heroes to form strange and wonderful combinations

A rainbow of flavor and fertility