HI KIDS, I'M CRACK STUNTMAN, AND APPARENTLY NOW I'M MICHAEL CERA.

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oh boy i love lasagna

Doodle or Die

The end of imagination plagues the underwater folk, removing their reason to live. Death is the comfort that they deserve.

God's science notebook. He didn't do well in science because he's not a NERRRRRD.

HoverTurtle, AWAAAAAY!

"Hey Carrot, have you seen my wife?" "Well, Broccoli, I sure didn't shoot her 5 years ago and hide the body at Disneyland." "That's nice."

It's dark in here. You're likely to be eaten by a grue.

Hi-Ho Moskito! You're Notably Evil!

"...okay why is there an advanced targeting system hooked up to my TV?"

A woman appreciates plot development.

"Dude, is that some chick's phone number? Sweet!" "Man, that's my math homework."

Tito the Tophatterson doesn't get the recurring "Praise The Sun" joke. He attacks the sun.

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