my mother is a beautiful, strong goddess whose enormity trumps, by far, that of the union of the sun and the earth

a peasant mermaid (too poor to afford clothes) encounters a beautiful, dark eyed sex god with luscious lips and expensive clothing

A belligerent octopus with a sword challenges a chinky, humble, but commmitted sushi chef to the death.

Tell me, mother...How are apples and oranges supposed to be compared?

an inner tube desperately attempts to escape the clutches of the purple sun

A microwave self-immolates in the middle of an ocean, with various marine organisms looking on with profound terror.

RECTUM REAMING

girlfriend age: schfifty five