Doodle or Die

Gordon freeman has viscous sex with all the faggots who like my little pony

pac man eats the number 106

German man has argument with a pan of eggs

Apparently Pink things cannot speak

electric eels electrocute the man who found their hidden den in the grass

OH MY GOD A PILE OF PINK MUSH IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!!!!

FUCKING ANT IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Chain

Scissors and batteries do not mix well because of their sexual history

WALK THE PLANK YOU SCALLYWAG!!!!!

Torchick contemplates the color of grass

a small boy gets raped by numerous antlions

little girl dreams of her first bed as she falls into a never ending slumber

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