Doodle or Die

Godzilla has successfully infiltrated the heavens and disguised himself as Zeus. (Zeus is assumed to be raped and locked up in the cellars)

Doodle or Die

A calm and collected strawberry handing out pamphlets on banning blenders to blueberries and retarded people.

Mental patients scratches the word 'No.' in blood on his plain white wall.

Which came first, the chicken, the egg or the green question marks?

New Chain

A seemingly innocent looking crayfish, maliciously thinking about taking advantage of an intoxicated zebra.

New Chain

A 46 year old hill billy named Yotus think pervertedly about his 14 year old niece named Sharla.

The cookie monster is in tears due to a lack of cookies.

New Chain

A fat nerd has shit himself in front of a cute girl.

Giant red lips, open with a brown spider stating that it's fake

A chick thinking about playing poker with eggs.

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