A student regrets his decision to do Math major

A goblin disguises itself as one of Santa's elves but cannot replicate their cheery outlook on life.

A banana defies logic, expectations and physics by defecating a banana peel that is not it's own.

Frank is in quite a pickle. Not only is he stuck in quicksand, but there is somehow a tidal wave headed his way. Considers suicide.

Megan the mystic predicts her own demise, she was born without arms however, so maybe it's for the best.

I told you man, I TOLD you about the Punk's!

"How did I get a salmon in my ass?!" Gandalf wonders...

Bandanna wearing cyclops caterpillar jumps for joy. "Whoo!" he exclaims!

Sexy lady holding a martini seductively walks past three nerds. They are all awestruck.

A gentleman admits to his lack of drawing talent, yet still frequents a website called 'Doodle or die'

A jar of dip becomes sentient, wonders if it would have preferred life as a bone.

John looks on the bright side of the abortion, at least now he has a fetus to play with as a toy.