Slap dat ass!

The cheese shredder wants to know when dinner will be over.

Go back to McDonald's, Grimace! Your birthday was in in June! It's September, now!

God damn Text or Die.

God damn scribbles shaped like the number 8

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R.I.P Mr. Crabby Tree aka Graham Greene. Crab apples will never fall from your brances, again...

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Fuckin' Gumball just irks me! You replaced SpongeBob with the God damn Amazing World of Gumball?! SpongeBob is better than Gumball! Ahh!!!!

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September 1st, 2025 was a sad day in TV history. Corus Entertainment forced YTV to stop airing SpongeBob! Cable tv is dying...

Ugly is more like it. I'm sorry but, you look like a red potato with a horns and a stupid hair cut!

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