Awesome black girl doesn't need no man.

Well, if you don't know.. HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I?

The teddy bear thinks he can repair his owner's broken heart like he would fix himself. He doesn't realize that human beings can't be fixed.

The robot longs for his long lost love; The toaster.

Sometimes the sun is green and the grass is yellow. Life is funny that way. Also, Sun is Sol in swedish.

The TARDIS finds someone puking in its bathroom.

The devil is mad at you because you sawed off his horns.

A woman's body has ways of shutting an unwanted pregnancy down.

A beautiful tomato.

HOORAY! SHREK! a-and penises..

A cookie with blue, red and green filling. It looks delicious.

Destiel is my OTP.