Chesire cat torturing Ghandi

A drunken martian is mining for diamonds on the face of the sun (while still managing to practice his stand up).

Miss Piggy in a cotton, blue dress (Tiffany blue) which is wrinkled on the right- crying because Kermit, her boyfriend, ate bacon and ham!!

bomb with a wick

A great big exclamation point is attacking a guy's face

Grandpa tells some scary ass stories

A blue monkey with bananas stuffed in its cheeks

A very shy frat guy with an affinity for orange hoop ear-rings.