Doodle or Die

A civil engineer's worst nightmare

Doodle or Die

A red blood cell flips you, the viewer, off. More like DICKle Cell, amirite?

Doodle or Die

The Good (Bad and Ugly not pictured)

An apathetic girl in a yellow dress

A man named Stan is thoroughly unimpressed with the wonders of the ancient world. He's seen pyramids in Vegas, man.

Doodle or Die

Well, arent you just the dapper carrot!

Doodle or Die

The Koolaid Man medically administers his lifegiving nectar into a patient with low bloodsugar who can't keep down fluids.

Doodle or Die

Anatomically correct way that Peter Parker fires his bioweb

Doodle or Die

OUT OF GOOFY'S FUCKIN' WAY, HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!! WOOO!

Doodle or Die

Janitor cleaning the sand out of the Stargate

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The most beautiful flower I've ever seen

Barney the Dinosaur at the bar, oblivious to the big pool of vomit he just ralphed behind him

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