A woman threatens elvis presley wihth a knif and he has a nife too so she gon die

A man on a hill throwing his umbrella at the sun, but it falls down the hill.

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Three kids on a rooftop pointing at a billboard that says MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG

a man smiling at a sad penis in his hand. the penis says "penis."

A man shaking hands with a tentacle monster.

a penis.

i warned you about the stairs bro

a black seal riding a rocket into space

an egg hatches a chick with HUGE FUCKING EYEBROWS GOOD LORD

New Chain

A man stuffing a dead body into a 55 gallon drum

a star of david complains to its mother that it's on fire

a scary baby answers the banana phone

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