A carrot annoyed by his left arm, which can stretch to 6 times its normal size

Alpha as fuck

I told you dog! I told you about the scissors!

These are not fun times dog! These are DARK times!

A creepy man trying to convince a kid to "play swords", showing him his penis, which is growing out of his belly.

A motherfucking bear trained with Goku for years to learn the secrets of the Kamehameha

With the help of sophisticated machinery, mankind was finally able to perfectionate lemons

A fine gentlemen challenging a murderous ghost to a rumble

A uhm... blue banana with four legs and a black backpack. It's smiling.

A negro is acting indifferently while shoving a dragon dildo up someone's ass

Average xboxfag filling bottles with his tears

A game of pong, but the ball is a turd and the rackets are asses.